What is a Guru Cat? A guru cat is a spiritual teacher, a cat who leads a disciple to wisdom and self-realization, imparts knowledge on the disciple, or guides the disciple to divinity. In my part of the world, the concept of the guru cat is looser, and extends beyond teachers of spirituality and religion. Any cat who acquires blog followers and who is considered an authority in their arena may be called by this name.
So, can I call myself a chocolate guru?
Mr. Bowie, you seem to be a wise, mature cat. I wish you could talk to me. I need some guidance and comfort food.