Message From My Cat #18


Just wondering. Why does the smell of your espresso makes me sleepy? I’d always thought that the coffee helped me stay awake…

Editor’s Note: Dear Mr. Bowie, it’s either you are dehydrated or you have developed a heavy tolerance to caffeine. Caffeine is one of the most commonly-used drugs. I have a similar problem. I have developed a heavy tolerance to chocolate.

29 responses

  1. Pour me a cup while you’re at it Bowie, watching you yawn just made me yawn. I think all Starbucks should have an ‘house cat’, just like they have a ‘house blend’, I’d tip that. BTW, do you notice how Starbucks never thanks you for the tip? Is that like a rule for them or something?

  2. Happy Wednesday Bowie! Have an extra shot today and get something nice and chocolatey for Herman…

  3. Only Mr Bowie could look handsome and dignified while he is yawning so big. I send him a wee kiss to his furry cheek!

  4. Dear Mr. Bowie,

    I would like you to start an advice column. I think you would be an excellent advisor.

    If you would like practice, here is an example:

    There is a strange and onerous person who has appeared in my ‘follower’ column. At first I thought the blog was clever in and odd, well, crazy and sarcastic way. Now I am just alarmed. The posts keep coming. I have blocked and unfollowed, but I do not want them to follow me! I have asked them not to. I have reported the content- I am afraid someone may be the victim of a hoax.

    Is there anything else you might suggest Mr. Bowie. Perhaps your teleporter could be employed?


    Spooked in St. Paul

    • Oh boy, this sounds serious… At first I thought you were kidding about this but I just read your new post. Hopefully, WordPress can come up with a solution, if not, I’ll ask Mr. Bowie to look into this…

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