I’m all shook up. I was tarred and feathered the other day. My dad raced me just like Ryan Gosling in the movie ‘Drive’ to the veterinary practice. The vet almost turned me into a Sphynx cat. I just woke up from a crazy dream. So excuse me for the Keith Richards fur-hairstyle. I’m all shook up. Meow, oh, oh, yeah yeah!
Editor’s Note: Dear Mr. Bowie, don’t worry, we understand your concerns. We are sorry for the trouble you went through. Please keep in mind that we love you just the way you are.