Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of your cat. Don’t be afraid of the dark Mr. Bowie. I ‘m here to protect you from all the scary monsters and super creeps. I’m armed with my Ghostbusters For Dummies book, a Pringles can, garlic, a crucifix, a mirror, silver bullets, a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
I’ll leave the light on. You can sleep on my bed. You’re safe from harm.