Newsflash #5

Sent home after night of drinking. Three Secret Service agents responsible for protecting President Obama in Amsterdam this week were sent home and put on administrative leave Sunday after going out for a night of drinking. One of the agents was found drunk and passed out in a hotel hallway.

I got a call from somebody at the White House yesterday. They asked me if they could assign Mr. Bowie to protect the president on his trip to Brussels today. Three Secret Service agents replaced with one Security Cat… guess it’s a fair deal!

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41 responses

  1. LOL :lol: You go, Mr. Bowie! You look like the PURRFECT secret service agent! So cool! If you need help, just give us a call… We’d love to join your secret service team… ;-) xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

  2. He’s got to do a better job than those three putzes. We’d trust him with the lives of our humans. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  3. Look at those sharp focus attentive eyes……..the tilt of the ears, not missing one sound………Mr. President is now in good hands, er, paws, er, whatever.

  4. You couldn’t get a better security guard than a cat, especially Mister Bowie. That grey coat, blending into the background till he says “Paws up and back away slowly!”

  5. Dit is een foto uit de oude doos…amaai toen moesten al die stronken er nog uit en de tuin nog aangelegd worden!

  6. Where do you hide your Secret Service headset Mr Bowie, it must be very very tiny…hehe. What a bunch of buffoons Mr President is depending on, thank goodness you’re able to pounce in to save the day…BTW, that little jacket is ace’s :D

  7. Bugs has been guarding the President for some time now. Under deep cover. He is very glad and relieved to hear that Mr. Bowie is replacing those other three, whom Bugs has been tailing for some time now with increasing concern. He may have put something in their drinks; this is not known. Nor should it be. The business at hand is for Mr. Bowie to give Bugs a call on the sat-phone. He would like to personally administer the oath to preserve, protect, and defend.

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